awkward things find me...

and if they don't, I usually end up making them awkward by mistake. Awkward.

My first awkward story for you:

One time I was at a shop in Ireland and I had to sneeze. ...I was holding something in both hands so I didn't know what to do.  I turned around so I wouldn't sneeze on Kelsey, who was in front of me...

I turned around and sneezed.

I opened my eyes.  There was a woman standing behind me.  I clearly sneezed all over her.

I didn't know what to do so I laughed in her face.

Awkward post number 1.